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The Birddogs Pyramid of Success

How to trapeze your way to the top on a tightrope of lies.
Birddogs pyramid of success.
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Finance: You can get a little Ceaser's franchise for like 2k.


Workplace Rumors: When well placed, are often more effective than actual performance.


JFK: Not him, Jim F. Kurtzman, my neighbor. Guy's the tits.


Mating: Why chase a hummingbird when a pigeon will let you walk right up to it?


Regret: Who cares, Delta flies direct to St. Barts now anyways.


Dip: Calm down and have some dip.


Snake Oil: Trust me, if the Winklevosses put money into it, bet the farm.


Doctors: $40 copay for you to tell me what I already know? Get real.


Underwear: Like putting a condom on a watermelon.


Disappointment: Look, I didn't expect this either.


John Elway: Please reply to my emails.


Co-Ed Friends: Like carrying a full size spare in case you hit a rut.


Puppet shows: Surprisingly entertaining.


Stamina: She never complains how fast you fix the sink.


Baby wipes: You don't need to be rich to live luxurious.


Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.